Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Obama

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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