Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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