Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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