- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

the economy.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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