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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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