- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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