Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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