- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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