- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

God is real.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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