Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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