- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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