Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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GOODBYE

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why did? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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