why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How old are you? 7

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Rylan Clark

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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