- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

knock knock Goodbye

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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