- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

what's black? a lot of things.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Robin, get in the car!

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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