- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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