A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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