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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

A gay man watches football.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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