- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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