- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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