Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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No

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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