roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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i'm hard

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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A fat guy!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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