- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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