How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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