A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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