- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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