- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do u call a cripple Biv

human centipede

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Chris Bosh's neck

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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