- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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