- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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