- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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