What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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