- Anti Joke

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.