Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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