An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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