- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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