- Anti Joke

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.