Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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my penis

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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