- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Gay rights.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Death by kayak

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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