- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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