- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

You know what's cool? Yep.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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