Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Anti Joke

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