Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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PENIS lol

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Atheism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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