Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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