- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Women's rights

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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