- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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