Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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