whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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