Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Democracy.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

womens rights

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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