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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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