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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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