Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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