Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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