What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Maths.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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