- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What's one plus one? two.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

guess what>? your mum lol

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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