Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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