- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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