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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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