- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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