- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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