- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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