- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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