- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Your're racist.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer