- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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