- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Emily Walker.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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