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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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