why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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