- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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