was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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