- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Like this joke, bitch.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

knock knock come in!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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