- Anti Joke

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?