- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

America

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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