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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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