- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Knock knock knock OCD

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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