- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

your face

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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