- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Tommy got neutered.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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