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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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