- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

You know what's cool? Yep.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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