Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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