- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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