What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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