An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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