- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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