- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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