whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Women's rights

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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