- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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