- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Drew Knowles is gay

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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