- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Gay rights.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Death by kayak

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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