- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

i'm hard

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A fat guy!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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