The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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