Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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