Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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human centipede

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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