- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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