- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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