- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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