Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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