A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Women's Soccer.

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