why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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