Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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womens rights.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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