What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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