- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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