Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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VAL SUCKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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