- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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