- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Everybody will die

homosexual rights to marriage

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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