- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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