- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

if you don't like this you're gay

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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