Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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