Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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