- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

i'm hard

A fat guy!

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