What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Read a Book.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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AIDS

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