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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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