What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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America

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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