- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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