What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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