- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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