- Anti Joke

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.