I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Your're racist.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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