What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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