- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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