- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Women's Rights..

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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