- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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