- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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